Sunday, January 17, 2010

Live blogging - Golden Globes RED CARPET

So I just started watching the red carpet... thank you DVR.
*update ... you are only getting the red carpet out of me.. I can't handle this frequent updating on a slow internet connection*

BUT.
I must say that I did NOT realize how huge Joan from Mad Men's boobs really were.
HOLY CRAP.
ok. now that I have gotten that out...

my favorite dress so far is Jennifer Morrison's from House....although I can't say I like the bubble of hair coming off of the back of her head, looks a little disconnected from the front half.
I enjoy Emily Blunt, could be her accent.

Yes. The "Bear Jew" is on right now.. I can't wait to see more cast members of Inglorious Bastards. Hopefully they win some awards, Brad Pitt's characters just keep getting better and better.

I can't wait for the Madonna episode of Glee. Should be fantastic, a lot more fantastic than Lea Michele's voice - for some reason it annoys me.

Patricia Arquette's dress is kind of tragic, grey tie dye wrapped around what looks like faux metallic fabric purchased at Joann fabrics...

Sandra Bullock has come a long way with her looks since Speed....I like her violet dress and I thought we were going to get to hear a little "snort" laugh channeling back from Miss Congeniality.

ahh.. Chase Crawford. I won't lie he's 85% of why I watch Gossip Girl.
Fergie's dress is a little serious for my tastes for her...just not flashy enough for her.. also how does someone gain 17 lbs and then just lose it. I need to be successful in Hollywood so I can hire 8 personal trainers and a chef....

JANUARY JONES!! my heart throb. I love her and her dress. Do you think she will let me borrow it and her body for Kate's wedding this summer?....

George Clooney's beard is patchy.. doesn't he have someone that could fix that for him?

Marion Cotillard's dress reminds me of Kirk...looks like something he would dream up and drape and of course it's Dior. Ps. I still need to see Nine if anyone wants to go...

There are some really great dresses this year...Anna Paquin's is something I would be drawn to, not usually a fan of "patchwork" but I guess when you do it in gold sequins it's amazing.

Is Mariah Carey wearing cap sleeves?

Drew Barrymore's dress is pretty sweet, except I can see her bra cups....

Seeing Will Arnett makes me wish I had some unseen Arrested Development episodes.

Tina Fey looks like a modern day Mary Poppins, parasol and all.

I am not digging the look of cheap metallics....(i.e. Julianna Margulies)

Now Chloe Sevigny is really doing the pastels well (along with Emily Blunt and Jennifer Morrison) unlike Fergie .. which looking back I think I realized that the hue of Fergie's dress just reminds me of a bad bridesmaid decision. Chloe scores points with ruffles...I think my heart is surrounded by ruffles.

How old is Jay and why does he have gray hair? As a man of "fashion" doesn't he realize that gray hair shouldn't be gelled like Pauly from Jersey Shore.

I wish Heather Graham's dress was knee length and I usually like Penelope Cruz's dresses better but I am enjoying hair style.

and Yes those are cap sleeves on Mariah Carey but that neckline................oof, Nick Cannon needs to get his woman in check. Are those real?

I hope I get to see my boyfriend James Franco tonight.

Calista Flockhart with hair!! I love that she showed up in a trench coat like she was prepared for the rain. She is so cute.

and WHY does Jon Hamm have a beard!? He must remain Don Draper at all times in my eyes... boooo.

If I were Toni Collette I would not want anyone analyzing me 360 degrees, especially when it was immediately followed by Emily Blunt's 360 view.

Has Jennifer Garner gone anorexic?!.. no way does she look like all of her post baby pictures in US Weekly and People over the past few years...

Uh oh Nicole Kidman and Joan from Mad Men battling for which redhead looks best in shell pink?....

oh I LOVE how smoooooooth Kate Hudson's dress is, but I would probably kill myself in those heels! and her dark fingernails!
but her earrings are pulling on her earlobes and I think she needs a little color on the lips.

I wish Courtney Cox hadn't of worn an index finger ring...

Why is Heidi Klum holding her butt? and on every episode of Project Runway her hair usually looks tragic (and only looks sub par tonight)... why can't she hire a good hair stylist?